So I suppose you must be curious who I have been writing letters to lately. I am proud to say I am still going strong. My latest compliment e-mail went to the owner of Olivia’s Oven, who supplies the delicious gluten free pizza crusts for Waldo Pizza and also makes wonderful breads. I couldn’t help but suggest she may want to consider entering the cinnamon roll market. I don’t want to get my hopes up, but I would give about anything for a big, gooey cinnamon roll. I did print out a recipe but when I noticed it used five types of flour (garfava flour?? seriously?) I decided I didn’t really want one that bad. But I would by happy to buy some.
My latest complaint letter went to MoDot. They are almost too easy. This time, I was driving to work last week and was horrified to discover their crews were out diligently mowing down the wildflowers on the side of 1-70. The mix is probably about 70% wildflower, 20% weed, and maybe 10% grass. Definitely did not need mowing. So not only are they polluting unnecessarily with their huge archaic mowers, they upped the ugliness factor of an already dismal drive. Since they are a regular client of ours who probably indirectly pays a good portion of my salary, I made sure to use the maiden name on that one.
Making the world a better place, one letter at a time.