…call poison control. Why on earth did I think that would never happen??
Notice to any moms out there who are dumber than I (do these women exist?), don’t let your 11 month old play with a bottle of body splash. Because not only is there the danger that he will spray himself and smell like a flower, but he also may happen to remove the lid and spray nozzle and down a nice big gulp all while his mother is standing no more than 6 inches away blow-drying her hair. WAY TO GO, Elizabeth.
Thankfully, after stumbling around for awhile and passing out in a drunken stupor, he is just fine. Actually, poison control says- give the kid some apple juice and cheerios to raise his blood sugar, and take a deep breath. If he isn’t acting drunk in the next 30 minutes, he will probably be just fine.
I really hope Devan survives his parents.