PLEASE DO NOT BE MAD THAT I DID NOT TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WEBSITE. If you look at the comments, you can see we really only told like, two people. And Eric, if you count him. Maybe we told about 4 people. But that’s it, I swear. Really, it was Craig who said we shouldn’t tell you. He wanted to have freedom to write about his wild and crazy party days in college without having his in-laws think bad things about him. Yeah, that’s why. Wait a minute… I think I did tell you. Yes, I did! Remember? No? I could have sworn I did… Well, no harm done right? YOU STILL HAVE TO LOVE ME!